Look Out, There's A Monster Coming (V. Stanshall)
With thanks to Mark Rowan.
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- Lonely, unmarried, looking for love,
- Life was passing me by.
- So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;
- Magazine marriage I tried.
- They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
- Have been trained in the art of pleasing men.
- Be lonely no more, open destiny's door.
- For one dollar they arrange a meeting.
- My image was wrong, I didn't like me,
- So I changed my personality.
- I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
- But it was a size too big.
- What confidence in my new built-up shoes,
- So smart for winter or summer.
- Undetectable in normal everyday use.
- Look out there's a monster coming!
- Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh,
- Everything is just great.
- I take elocution, learn to speak posh
- But still I can't find a mate.
- Be popular, learn to play the guitar,
- In seven days you could be strumming.
- Be sociable, learn kissing technique.
- Look out there's a monster coming!
- Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose,
- Plastic surgery's best.
- To cut down my weight off comes my left leg.
- I pass a swimming costume test.
- Are my sideboards too long,
- Don't my aftershave pong?
- I know my new nose ain't runnin'.
- What's wrong with my tie?
- Am I getting too high?
- Look out there's a monster coming!
- Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair
- I had removed electrically.
- I rejuvenated my energy cells
- And regained my virility (grunt grunt).
- [He put my hand on my heart?],
- [I am changing the part?].
- He had a machine for a mummy.
- Please be gentle with me:
- I come to pieces literally.
- Look out there's a monster coming!
- Look out there's a monster coming!
- Look out there's a monster coming!
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